The Idle American

Skunks in Low Places...

Far-out occurrences often are illuminated through the miracle of the Internet, sometimes results in findings that may, uh, need additional study. Such occurred recently in Dallas, where a homeowner was troubled by skunks who had burrowed their way under the foundation. Then, frustrations increased when the little varmints proceeded to make unwelcome noise with their under- the-floor activities. Thankfully, he saw a short account in an obscure publica7on. It claimed that radios-placed under homes and playing on medium volume--would rid homes of skunks....

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